Hi everyone! How’s every little thing? Good? Good! Ready for some saucy stitching? Sweet! Scroll past the disapproving puppy and let’s begin!
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Today’s feature has been provided by Applesweet on craftster. It’s actually her first embroidery project, although you can’t tell by looking at it.
Well said. Applesweet completed this in 3 days and “even stayed home on New Years Eve because I just felt so cozy and happy creating a dildo while I watched TV.” She sounds like my kind of crafter. 
You can see the original craftster post here. See you next week for more NSFW needlework!
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Nice! I love it! And what a perfect dildo to stitch
This is awesome. Even the queen of cute can appreciate this.
If any type of dildo deserves to be immortalized in embroidery that would be the one. Welcome to the club!
This has been a favorite of mine, too! I love how in her stitching, Applesweet has made it look like the rabbit is the captain steering the dildo into new and exciting adventures. So to speak.
worryingly goatse didn’t frighten me, but this does
I’m much more comfortable with the bological than the mechanical, it seems
love the disapproving puppy
biological, even… see, I was so frightened, I couldn’t even spell
love it..lol This is great!