NSFW Saturday – Crotch Stitch

by Beefranck on 5 September 2009

Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday

It’s that time again! Are you ready for some hot cross stitch action? If so, scroll past the cute little hamster darling and let’s do it to it!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

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This week we’re featuring a couple of the patterns you can buy from Leah Woodworth’s Crotch Stitch store on etsy.

Nude on White by Crotch Stitch

She offers cheesecake…

Touch Myself by Crotch Stitch

AND beefcake. Hubba hubba! :)

Be sure to check out her etsy store or her flickr photostream to see more!

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Leah September 5, 2009 at 11:22 am

Well, aren’t you just the nicest man in the world??!

Thanks so much Jamie!!

x

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Clair September 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Cor! He could have someone’s eye out with that!

Thanks Jamie ;-)

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Eleanor (undeadgoat) September 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Maybe it is just the angle but that penis is kind of scaring me. o.0

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Mr X Stitch September 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm

I have to give credit to Beefranck for putting this post together. And for using a hamster in a toilet roll as the safety picture. Normally such an image would appear in the unsafe section… just ask Richard Gere. :)

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Shae September 5, 2009 at 9:58 pm

I have been tempted by these patterns so often. They are fantastic (and Sir Beefcake is my favorite one).

Nice choice of toilet paper roll hamster, it is almost more lewd than the patterns. XD

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ruby42 September 5, 2009 at 11:42 pm

Beefcake!!!!!

I love her stuff so much.

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superhappyfunshine September 6, 2009 at 2:46 am

awwww XD

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Cidália September 19, 2010 at 9:13 pm

You are amazing Mr. X Stitich! I admire you for you creativity and joyfull. The world need more man like you!!

Kisses from Portugal!!!

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Zach November 5, 2010 at 8:28 pm

I just bought her ‘Hop On’ pattern from the etsy shop…this could start a new obession…

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