Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, scroll past young Mr Aardwolf and get to it!
WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!
One of the rudest stitchers out there is our very own Beefranck!
It’s her birthday on Monday and as a little surprise I’ve decided to showcase some of the finest sweary stitches you could ask for over the next few weeks! It’s a Beefranck Badmouth Bonanza!
This is one of Beefranck’s latest pieces, and here’s what my sister from an American mister has to say about it:
“The lovely and talented Colleen Wainwright asked if I would like to contribute something for her 50-for-50 project. It’s a fundraising campaign for WriteGirl, an L.A.-based nonprofit that benefits teen girls.
My answer? Of course! But what could I possibly do? Make a cross stitch pattern?
Yup.
You can buy a copy of the pattern or a bundle of desktop backgrounds which includes this design here. You can read more about it and the inspiration for the text of this piece here. Every cent will be donated to WriteGirl. Neat, huh?
Oh! And if you want to see detail shots of this piece while it was being made, you can go here:beefranck.tumblr.com/tagged/boulder - LOOK AT THE PRETTY.”
The finished piece has been sold, but you can still buy the pattern or desktop backgrounds and benefit a great charity at the same time! How can you resist? Go get some here!
More Beefranck Bonanza next week!























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