Mr X Stitch » NSFW Saturday http://www.mrxstitch.com The number one contemporary embroidery and needlecraft blog Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:00:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 NSFW Saturday – Peaches Cross Stitch Pattern http://www.mrxstitch.com/2012/02/11/nsfw-saturday-peaches-cross-stitch-pattern/ http://www.mrxstitch.com/2012/02/11/nsfw-saturday-peaches-cross-stitch-pattern/#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:00:16 +0000 Beefranck http://www.mrxstitch.com/?p=24066

Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so scroll past the hamsters and let’s get to it!

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This sage advice from Peaches makes a pretty great cross stitch pattern, don’t you think?

You can take a closer look at the pattern here. Thanks to the lovely and talented NurseTab for making it!

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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so scroll past the puppy and let’s get to it!

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We’ve all felt this way every once and awhile.

NosexConvoheart 3"

See more from Nimble & Quick here.

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For the month of January we’re sticking it to you with a thrust of NSFW Saturday posts that you might have missed before! Can you take it?

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That was great! You can come again!

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For the month of January we’re sticking it to you with a thrust of NSFW Saturday posts that you might have missed before! Let’s get on down!

WARNING!

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That felt pretty good to me, how was it for you?

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For the month of January we’re sticking it to you with a thrust of NSFW Saturday posts that you might have missed before! Bend over and take these beauties!

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

How was that for you? We can cuddle now if you like. :)

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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – but wait! We’ve decided that in January we are going to shower you with some NSFW posts that you might not have come across before. Enjoy!

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We’ll have more posts to stimulate you next week! See you then! ;)

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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, scroll past the possums and get stuck in!

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I think this is meant to be a positive thing, but ouch!

I want to destroy his pelvis...

See more from strangefrontier here.

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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, ask Lil’ Mr Crocodile if you can pass!

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cute animals - Acting Like Animals: I'm King of the World!

Over the past two weeks we’ve featured lovely seasonal sweary needlepoint by Crapestry. We have one more to finish you off this festive season! :)

Crapestry - Jizzybear needlepoint

Happy XXXmas!

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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, make your way past the possum posse and get naughty!

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cute animals - Swing Low, Squee Possum Tots

Last week we featured a lovely seasonal sweary needlepoint by Crapestry. The good news is there’s more! :)

Crapestry - Snowman Cocks needlepoint

Tasty! We’ve got one more emission from Crapestry next week!

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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, tiptoe past the sleeping Fennic and get to it!

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cute animals - Do Fennecs Dream of Electric Squee?

You’ll get to know more about Theo, the genius behind Crapestry in a future eMbroidery post. But for now we thought we’d whet your appetite with this charming seasonal stitchhack!

Crapestry - Fucking Freezing needlepoint

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