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Stitchgasm! – Cross Stitch Pendant from S. Jane

Beefranck — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:00:58 +0000

This lovely cross stitch pendant was brought to us by S. Jane.

Stitchgasm! – Pretty Girl or Riot Nerd by Johanna of Radical Cross Stitch

Beefranck — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:00:24 +0000

There’s a story behind this stitch. Read more about it from the creator herself here.

Stitchgasm! – Goodness by 14countess

Beefranck — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:00:33 +0000

A lovely message, stitched by 14countess.

Stitchgasm! – Insomerset’s Bee Blackwork

Beefranck — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:00:04 +0000

It’s always a joy to see blackwork.

This sampler from Insomerset is a great example of blackwork and has a sense of humor, too.

NSFW Saturday – VSC’s Love Note Stitch

Beefranck — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 08:00:59 +0000

Hey everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so scroll past Mr. Frog if you’re ready!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Some things are so tender, so moving, that it is difficult to express – especially for men.

Valued Sony Customer knows this, so she made this to help a friend of hers convey the message of love. Well done, VSC!

NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with
Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

Curegreed’s Holiday – Vintage at Goodwood

Curegreed — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:02:31 +0000

Hullo! I’m Curegreed, and every third Friday of the month I’m supposed to be telling you all about what goes on at the degree in The Royal School of Needlework. However I’m on my holidays now, so from here until September the posts’ll be varied and (hopefully) interesting. Here goes nothing!
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Last weekend Mr X Stitch, Jess of Bright Star fame and I helped out Fine Cell Work by putting on a Cross Stitching Workshop in their name at the new festival Vintage at Goodwood.

This mainly consisted of us girls wearing nice dresses and Mr X Stitch pulling this face a lot:

We taught people of all ages and all sexes and they all managed to produce a nice little thing- from a child stitching ‘Bowie’ to a hot girl stitching ‘Ruby’ which was her erotic pen name. Takes all sorts.

We helped raise the profile of Fine Cell Work and we all had a great day. Hoping to go back next year!

photos by the world famous Jessica Aldred

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If you want to see my other work then my personal blog is a pretty good place to start: My Little Stitches
If you want to know more, please get in touch! You can email me at: prettyguns.rosa[at]gmail.com

Disclaimer: Curegreed’s view do not necessarily represent those of the Royal School of Needlework, and she’s not pretending they do. Okay?

Stitchgasm! – Riann Batch Hearts Boobies

Beefranck — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:00:48 +0000

Who doesn’t, really? I mean, they’re just so cute and perky!

I was talking about the bird! Pervert.

Thanks to Riann for emailing us to brag about this piece! If you’ve made something awesome and you think we should know about it, email us at beefranck@mrxstitch.com or mrx@mrxstitch.com. We love hearing from you!

Stitchgasm! – Tiny Modernist’s Cross Stitch Patterns

Mr X Stitch — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:00:08 +0000

These original retro cross stitch patterns from Tiny Modernist are great. Featuring phones and chairs, they’re design classics.

You can buy them from her etsy store, where she also sells some pretty groovy baby clothes.

NSFW Saturday – Shaebay’s Shock Stitch

Beefranck — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 08:00:30 +0000

Hey everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means… Although this week I want to add a special disclaimer:

This week’s post contains graphic images that have been posted in various places on the internet with the intent to shock. These are things you can’t unsee, people, so think about that before reading on!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I don’t have another project lined up… What I’d really like to stitch is three older gentlemen enjoying each other’s company.”

Look no further! The talented Shaebay has made your dreams come true! Not content to settle for her cross stitch of goatse, which we featured here before, Shaebay has taken on a couple more patterns that she sells in a section of her store called Shock Stitch.

Shocking indeed – and wince-inducing! If you’re ready for some shocking stitching, check out Shaebay’s etsy store and get yourself a pattern today!

NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with
Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

Stitchgasm! – Sailormouth’s Sarah Silverman Stitch

Beefranck — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 20:00:33 +0000

This cross stitch combines two of my favorite things – Sailormouth and Sarah Silverman.

If you aren’t familiar with this phrase, watch this clip and all will be revealed. Or just go watch the Sarah Silverman Program. It’s good stuff!

See more awesomeness from Sailormouth in his flickr photostream, or go buy some of his patterns at the MrXStitch etsy store. You’ll be glad you did!