Hey everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means… Although this week I want to add a special disclaimer:

This week’s post contains graphic images that have been posted in various places on the internet with the intent to shock. These are things you can’t unsee, people, so think about that before reading on!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I don’t have another project lined up… What I’d really like to stitch is three older gentlemen enjoying each other’s company.”

Look no further! The talented Shaebay has made your dreams come true! Not content to settle for her cross stitch of goatse, which we featured here before, Shaebay has taken on a couple more patterns that she sells in a section of her store called Shock Stitch.

Shocking indeed – and wince-inducing! If you’re ready for some shocking stitching, check out Shaebay’s etsy store and get yourself a pattern today!

NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with
Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

In the Fifth Friday Festival of Fabulousness we introduced you to the pattern series from our newest designer, Sailormouth. They’re a terrific bunch of tattoo inspired no-holds barred designs, and the first in the series is no exception! But before we get to it, here’s the legal bit.

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

see more of this cuteness at Daily Squee

Those Texans, they’re a crazy bunch. Sailormouth sums it all up in one sentence.

This pattern is technically a black/red work piece, and it does a great job of getting the message across.

It comes in PDF format and is now available to buy in the Mr X Stitch etsy store for the bargain price of $6! Yeehaw!

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with
Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

Holy CUTE.

This is classic kawaii for sure! I love it. If you do, too, you can buy this pattern from Mochimochi Land here.

Too Cute Tuesdays are brought to you in association with our friends over at Feeling Stitchy!

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Then this pattern from Multi-tasking Mama just might be the one for you.

Too Cute Tuesdays are brought to you in association with our friends over at Feeling Stitchy!

I love the adorable cross stitch patterns in Andwabisabi’s etsy store. Go check them out!

Too Cute Tuesdays are brought to you in association with our friends over at Feeling Stitchy!

It’s that time again! This week we’re showcasing a kit that will allow you to let your loved ones know how you really feel through the medium of cross stitch. If you’re ready, scroll past the fishy and let’s get to it!

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Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch has put together a kit to help you express yourself this Valentine’s Day.

Pretty!

Each kit contains:

• FIVE red, tri-fold greeting cards with die-cut heart and white envelope
• three pieces of 14-count Aida cotton cross stitch material with die-cut, fray-proof edges
• one skein of DMC cotton black embroidery floss
• one size 24 embroidery needle
• instructions, of course!
• patterns for the following 20 terms of endearment (and we mean all of these in the nicest way): assclown, fucktard, manwhore, dorkface, creeptease, wanker, bootylover, dickwad, junkslut, loverpuss, punkass, fucknut, dicktard, gaywad, fucknugget, asshat, bitchass, skaghag, buttnut and fuckface. Or make up your own word!

Simply awesome, and inspiring! Go and get yours here!

NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with
Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

There’s only one thing better than Sublime Stitching’s patterns, and that’s emailable versions of the Sublime Stitching patterns. Brilliant!

This is a very cool thing as it makes these patterns much easier to get your hands on, which can’t be bad.

And if that wasn’t enough to get your stitch buds tingling, you need to go and get Jenny’s latest book, Embroidered Effects. It’s a masterpiece, but don’t take my word for it, here’s what Julie Jackson had to say about it!

So if you want Jenny Hart in your stocking this Christmas (I know I do!) you’ve got plenty to choose from! Use the buttons below to get the book from Amazon.

Mooshee has started offering some spooky patterns at her etsy store, like this one:

She’s offering a free pattern, too, which you can see here. Very cool!

Oh yes.
It’s Wolverine.
The most popular comic book icon there is now becomes the coolest cross stitch pattern on the planet.
I cannot believe how cool this pattern is, and I made the thing! At 15 inches wide by 10 inches high (30450 stitches) this will look simply awesome once framed and hung up.
Buy it now. ‘Nuff said!

Available from the Mr X Stitch etsy store, although if you want to get it direct, just email me.

Mr X Stitch proudly presents Comic Book Icon pattern 005 – Human Torch.
It’s a hot one!

Measuring 15 inches wide by 10.3 inches high, this pattern is 30240 stitches in total. But let’s face it, if you complete this and put it on your wall in a frame, you’ve got yourself a quality piece of embroidered art!
So come on, try it. (Fireproof clothing is not required!)

Available from the Mr X Stitch etsy store, although if you want to get it direct, just email me.