Hey everybody! This week I wanted to show you some tasty looking plush. Check it out!

Oussi made this realistic soft-boiled egg breakfast, complete with a dribble of yolk.

If you’d prefer lunch, here’s some Chinese takeout from Buggabugs.

KupKup has taken care of dessert.

Some plush food are a little less realistic, but no less wonderful – I love this sushi scene put together by Chris Creatures.

My Paper Crane has made some happy hot dogs.

This baby corn from Pterodactyl Pants is just too cute.

My personal favorite plushie chef is Scrumptious Delight. Maybe it’s because she seems to have a soft spot for marshmallows.

Or maybe it’s because her creations always seem to have the best expressions.

I hope you liked this look at faux food. See you next week!

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Hey everybody! This week we’re going to take a look at some variations on a classic – the teddy bear.

I love the simplicity of this one from Minu’s etsy store.

This creation from Anna the Red is based on the Bear Shaman character from the video game Castle Crashers.

This is Grik. He’s actually a boy, but according to Love & A Sandwich, he always wears his bear costume- except at night, when he changes into his bear pj’s, of course.

Marisa Girardi made this sweet corduroy bear.

Strawberry Kitten makes scarves for her bears. It must be chilly where they live.

As usual, Astulabee’s bear has a touch of the traditional while still being totally new.

Super Ninon’s bear looks like he has something to say. Something important.

Be sure to follow all the links, each and every one of these plushie makers make lots of awesome stuff that you should check out!

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Hey everybody! This week we’re looking at Deriana’s dolls.

Deriana’s dolls seem to be based on the same frame, but she adds costumes and little details that turn them into instantly recognizable characters.

I just love the little beady eyes and tiny tongues on Medusa’s living locks.

Her subjects are not limited to mythology – she does modern characters as well, like Edward Scissorhands here.

I definitely didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition, though.

What really has me captivated, though, are her historic costumes.

She uses portraits as source material and lovingly recreates figures from the past. Jane Seymour, one of the unfortunate wives of Henry VIII, is portrayed here.

She created Henry, all of his wives, and… another member of the family.

Be sure to go to her flickr photostream to see more amazing things. Seriously – go there now!

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Time for another look at some of the great work featured in the forums at Craftster. Note: Although they’re the pick of this week, they may have appeared before this week.

This week’s pick is from SpookyPooky, and it is also ADORABLE.

These baby Bigfoots needed good homes, and SpookyPooky made sure they were cared for. Read all about it in the original Craftster post here.

Hey everybody! It’s Saturday morning, and you know what that means – read on when you’re ready for some action!

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Wait a second. This can’t be right.

This is an adorable bunny. What is he doing here on an Saturday morning? Why, this little guy looks like a better fit for Tuesday, don’t you think?

Oh. Oh my. It looks like our new friend is in some sort of trouble! What could he have done to cause such outrage?

Oooooooh. He ran out of batteries.

This was made on a dare by Raggy Rat – who normally makes cute and sweet things, she swears! However, she will be glad to make you one of these for your very own if you contact her through her etsy store.

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They may not seem sweet or cuddly, but scorpions do care for their little ones.

See more unlikely cuddly things at the Weird Bug Lady etsy store.

Further proof that Mr X Stitch is a softie:

He’s the one who pointed out this little cutie. See more aborableness at the SeaPinks etsy store.

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Hi everybody! This week is all about the tougher side of plush as we look at some of the entries in the Plush Team’s weapon challenge.

This soft ray gun from Raggy Rat is gorgeous.

These ninja bunnies from Squirrel Momma come as a team, but each one seems like a force to be reckoned with.

Here’s a soft take on a Molotov cocktail from Christina Ward.

I just love the expression on this bomb from Scrumptious Delight.

Out of all of the weapons, I personally find this one from Hibou Cards the most terrifying.

I’m sure there some people who, if they had to choose how to meet their doom, would be more than happy to choose this boob slingshot from abbydid.

See more from all of the talented folks who make up the Plush Team at their blog and their etsy store. Great things await!

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Mr. Angler Fish says…

I’MA GONNA EAT CHU!!!

Thanks to TheMistressT for sending me a note about this adorable angler fish. We both agreed that it’s crazily awesome teeth made it an obvious candidate for Too Cute.

As well as it’s glowiness! See more about this little guy here.

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Hi everybody! This week is all about the weird and wonderful things that come from The Doll Farm run by Heather Louise Bennett.

Each of her creations are hand made and unique.

I can’t help but wonder how she gets her ideas.

She uses vintage fabric and buttons often, which adds even more character to her work.

Every piece is a work of art.

Some seem a little sillier than others.

They all seem to have a story to tell. Some of them have images sewn into them that add to the story, like the Farmer’s Wife pictured above.

See more of Heather’s amazing work at her website, blog, or etsy store. Great things await!

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