NSFW Saturday – Five Crafted Cocks!

Written by Mr X in NSFW Saturday

Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday - the naughtiest needlework on the planet!
Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, hop on the Otter Mum boat and get to it!

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

What A Lotta Otter! via Daily Squee

Over the past five years, we’ve brought you all manner of Naughty Needlework and snarky stitching here at Mr X Stitch! Here’s five of our favourite textile todgers for you to get stuck into! Click on the pic to enjoy the original post!

Abitabite's plush prick pincushion
Abitabite’s plush prick pincushion
Jennifer Boe Embroidery - Hanky Panky
Jennifer Boe Embroidery – Hanky Panky
If You Like It hand embroidered penis by Hope Carberry
If You Like It hand embroidered penis by Hope Carberry
Sally Hewitt's Richard
Sally Hewitt’s Richard
Cocteau Fellatio Embroidery by Miriam Blaylock
Cocteau Fellatio Embroidery by Miriam Blaylock

If you enjoyed these posts, we admire your lust for life and heartily encourage you to dig into our NSFW Saturday posts to find your own goodies! Come back next week for another frisky five!

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

Mr X

Jamie Chalmers, aka Mr X Stitch, aka the Kingpin of Contemporary Embroidery is the founder of the Mr X Stitch site, the world's longest running embroidery blog, the curator of PUSH Stitchery and the author of the Mr X Stitch Guide to Cross Stitch. He is also the founder of XStitch, the game-changing cross stitch design magazine which launched in Summer 2017.

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