NSFW Saturday – Five Fabric Fannies!

Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday - the naughtiest needlework on the planet!
Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, give Tony Turtle a hug and get to it!

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Tiny Turtle Wants A Hug

Over the past five years, we’ve brought you all manner of Naughty Needlework and snarky stitching here at Mr X Stitch! Here’s five of our favourite embroidered lady parts for your enjoyment!

Hand Embroidered Vagina Pin Badges by Scarlet Tentacle
Scarlet Tentacle’s Vagina Obsession
Siobhán Barbour - fingering hand embroidery
Fingerpricks’ Fingerwork
Hand Embroidered Cream Pie Cushion by Ruby 42
Ruby 42’s Cream Pie Cushion
Ellen Schinderman's Oh Yes There Needleporn
Ellen Schinderman’s “Oh Yes There” Needleporn
Robert Forman Thread Painting - Pussy (2010)
Robert Forman’s Thread Painting – Pussy

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

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Mr X

Jamie Chalmers, aka Mr X Stitch, aka the Kingpin of Contemporary Embroidery is the founder of the Mr X Stitch site, the world’s longest running embroidery blog, the curator of PUSH Stitchery and the author of the Mr X Stitch Guide to Cross Stitch. He is also the founder of XStitch, the game-changing cross stitch design magazine which launched in Summer 2017.

be inspired!