NSFW Saturday – Five Sweary Stitcheries!


Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday - the naughtiest needlework on the planet!
Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – so if you’re ready, rub Teeny Tiny Tennis Mouse on the nose and get stuck in!

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Tiny Teeny Tennis Mouse via Daily Squee

Over the past five years, we’ve brought you all manner of naughty needlework and snarky stitching here at Mr X Stitch! Here’s five of our favourite swearing stitcheries for your delectation! Click on the images to visit the original posts.

Lou Trigg's sweary machine embroidery
Lou Trigg’s sweary machine embroidery
Sweary Glow In The Dark Machine Embroidery by Seamless Gem
Sweary Glow In The Dark Machine Embroidery by Seamless Gem
Bill Hicks Cross Stitch by MrXStitch
Bill Hicks Cross Stitch by MrXStitch
Polkadottenmoocows' Cross Stitch Homage to George Carlin's Seven Words
Polkadottenmoocows’ Cross Stitch Homage to George Carlin’s Seven Words
Tucker's Law Cross Stitch by Shoot Coward
Tucker’s Law Cross Stitch by Shoot Coward

If this fruity language has got you in the mood for more, there’s plenty more rudeness in our NSFW Saturday archive! Tune in next week for some magnificent male members!

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!


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