NSFW Saturday – Mr. Peacock’s Naughty Napkins

Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday - the naughtiest needlework on the planet!

Happy Saturday, everybody! Time for another NSFW selection. Are you ready? Then scroll past the puppy and get to it!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

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Thanks to Mr X Stitch for pointing me in the direction of Mr. Peacock. Mr. Peacock is a graphic designer and artist who happens to have a super cool blog. It’s about all sorts of things, but occasionally Mr. Peacock gets crafty.

Mr Peacock's naught hand embroidered napkins
He embroidered napkins based on Erotic Drawings by Jean Cocteau.

Mr Peacock's naught hand embroidered napkins
Mr Peacock's naught hand embroidered napkins
Mr Peacock's naught hand embroidered napkins
Mr Peacock's naught hand embroidered napkins
A whole series of napkins were stitched, and apparently each new napkin featured larger, ahem, private parts than the last. Mr. Peacock claims alcohol was a part of this phenomenon. If that’s the case, bring on the beer!

If you enjoyed this, you’ll want to check out Mr. Peacock’s blog – it’s just packed with all kinds of wonderful stuff!

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

Mr X

Jamie Chalmers, aka Mr X Stitch, aka the Kingpin of Contemporary Embroidery is the founder of the Mr X Stitch site, the world’s longest running embroidery blog, the curator of PUSH Stitchery and the author of the Mr X Stitch Guide to Cross Stitch. He is also the founder of XStitch, the game-changing cross stitch design magazine which launched in Summer 2017.

be inspired!