NSFW Saturday – Crotch Stitch


Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday

It’s that time again! Are you ready for some hot cross stitch action? If so, scroll past the cute little hamster darling and let’s do it to it!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

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This week we’re featuring a couple of the patterns you can buy from Leah Woodworth’s Crotch Stitch store on etsy.

Nude on White by Crotch Stitch

She offers cheesecake…

Touch Myself by Crotch Stitch

AND beefcake. Hubba hubba! ๐Ÿ™‚

Be sure to check out her etsy store or her flickr photostream to see more!

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!


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11 thoughts on “NSFW Saturday – Crotch Stitch

  • Well, aren’t you just the nicest man in the world??!

    Thanks so much Jamie!!

    x

  • Cor! He could have someone’s eye out with that!

    Thanks Jamie ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Maybe it is just the angle but that penis is kind of scaring me. o.0

  • I have to give credit to Beefranck for putting this post together. And for using a hamster in a toilet roll as the safety picture. Normally such an image would appear in the unsafe section… just ask Richard Gere. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • I have been tempted by these patterns so often. They are fantastic (and Sir Beefcake is my favorite one).

    Nice choice of toilet paper roll hamster, it is almost more lewd than the patterns. XD

  • Beefcake!!!!!

    I love her stuff so much.

  • superhappyfunshine

    6 Sep 2009 at 2:46 am

    awwww XD

  • Cidรƒยกlia

    19 Sep 2010 at 9:13 pm

    You are amazing Mr. X Stitich! I admire you for you creativity and joyfull. The world need more man like you!!

    Kisses from Portugal!!!

  • I just bought her ‘Hop On’ pattern from the etsy shop…this could start a new obession…

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