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NSFW Saturday – Seamlessgem

Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday - the naughtiest needlework on the planet!

It’s Saturday morning, and this week that means it’s time for some extra special swears. If you’re ready, scroll past the puppy and get to it!

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Seamlessgem does beautiful things with machine embroidery and makes amazing quilts as well.

Sweary Glow In The Dark Machine Embroidery by Seamless Gem

Recently, though, she created this rant, and to be sure that it was always visible…

Sweary Glow In The Dark Machine Embroidery by Seamless Gem

She made it glow in the dark, too. 🙂 See more from Seamlessgem at her flickr photostream.

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NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

NSFW Saturday - Seamlessgem

Mr X

Jamie Chalmers, aka Mr X Stitch, aka the Kingpin of Contemporary Embroidery is the founder of the Mr X Stitch site, the world’s longest running embroidery blog, the curator of PUSH Stitchery and the author of the Mr X Stitch Guide to Cross Stitch. He is also the founder of XStitch, the game-changing cross stitch design magazine which launched in Summer 2017.

Jamie "Mr X Stitch" Chalmers

Hi, I’m Jamie “MrXStitch” Chalmers and since 2008 I’ve been on a mission to change the way the world thinks about needlecraft.

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