NSFW Saturday – Subversive Cross Stitch Valentines!


Mr X Stitch presents NSFW Saturday

It’s that time again! This week we’re showcasing a kit that will allow you to let your loved ones know how you really feel through the medium of cross stitch. If you’re ready, scroll past the fishy and let’s get to it!

WARNING!
NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

o hai!

Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch has put together a kit to help you express yourself this Valentine’s Day.

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Pretty! 🙂

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Each kit contains:

  • FIVE red, tri-fold greeting cards with die-cut heart and white envelope
  • three pieces of 14-count Aida cotton cross stitch material with die-cut, fray-proof edges
  • one skein of DMC cotton black embroidery floss
  • one size 24 embroidery needle
  • instructions, of course!
  • patterns for the following 20 terms of endearment (and we mean all of these in the nicest way): assclown, fucktard, manwhore, dorkface, creeptease, wanker, bootylover, dickwad, junkslut, loverpuss, punkass, fucknut, dicktard, gaywad, fucknugget, asshat, bitchass, skaghag, buttnut and fuckface. Or make up your own word!

Simply awesome, and inspiring! 🙂 Go and get yours here!

NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with
Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

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