NSFW Saturday – Spike Dennis’ Unicorn Dating


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Hi everybody! It’s Saturday, and you know what that means – if you and your imaginary friend are ready, on you go!

WARNING!

NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

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Melissa Crowe - Friends - Hand Embroidery

We’ve been fans of Spike Dennis and his unicorn porn for a while now, so it’s great to see his new series, Unicorn Dating. Here’s the story behind the work:

“The unicorn is an age old symbol of masculinity and fertility and medieval tales of the unicorn tells us that the creature can only be captured by luring it out with a young virgin.

“With that in mind I posted an advert in the ‘Personals’ section of a popular listings website on behalf of an imaginary sixteen year old girl in the hope of ensnaring a unicorn for myself. I didn’t find a unicorn but instead I received numerous responses from some other horny beasts.

Spike Dennis - Unicorn Dating 1 (detail)

“The content of the embroideries pictured on this page is extracted directly from the responses received to this advert – including any number of spelling or grammatical errors.

“Having received in excess of fifty responses in the first six hours of having posted the advert this project is ongoing.”

Spike Dennis - Unicorn Dating 1

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