Marg Dier Hand Embroidered Flowers

NSFW Saturday – Two Hands Embroidery

NSFW Saturday - Naughty Needlework Ideas

Hi everybody! It’s another Not Safe For Work Saturday where we bring you the sassier side of stitching! These are not for the faint of heart, so if you are easily offended why not enjoy something a bit cuter? However if you’re a grown up and you’re ready, once you’ve enjoyed Marg Dier’s brooches, come on over!

Marg Dier Hand Embroidered Flowers
Pansy brooch by Marg Dier, 2015.

WARNING! NSFW SATURDAYS WILL CONTAIN CONTENT THAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
IF YOU READ THESE POSTS, AND ARE OFFENDED, WE’RE SORRY BUT WE DID WARN YOU!

Two Hands Embroidery, also known as Hugh G. Rection, has all kinds of naughty needleworks happening on his Instagram. Whether it’s gay sex, masturbation, or bodily fluids of all kinds, you’ll come across everything in his work. Clearly it’s not for the feint hearted, but this is an NSFW Saturday post, so what would you expect?!

Here’s a couple of pieces to give you a taste of his emissions!

Two Hands Embroidery - Bag of Dicks - Hand Embroidery
What a mouthful!

Mr Rection hasn’t been around that long, but he’s clearly getting into a groove!

Two Hands Embroidery - Yes to Anal - Hand Embroidery
See what we mean about “groove”? We’re so funny…

If you want to get some of his work in your life, be sure to check out his Etsy store! Tell Two Hands Embroidery that Mr X Stitch sent ya!

Two Hands Embroidery - Gay Love - Hand Embroidery
Precious moments, immortalised in stitch!

Are you a saucy stitcher? Do you produce Naughty Needlework? Get in touch, and tag your work online with #nsfwSaturday so we can check our your action!


NSFW Saturdays are brought to you in association with Subversive Cross Stitch, the original snarky stitching site!

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